Wedding Party
Lindsay Glaser
Bride
Lindsay's heart of gold and constant drive to grow make her irresistible to the people she interacts with. The love she has for her family and friends knows no bounds and and yet she takes no issue putting all that aside when challenged (to a board game, for example) in order to ruthlessly punish anyone who dared question her intelligence. She's truly lovely.
Colin McPike
Groom
Colin is your classic charming athletic board game nerd with a passion for incredibly intelligent and gorgeous women. He's quite the catch. He loves his family and working on the house, and making everyone in the room feel welcome and warm.
Rauri
Ring Bearer
Lindsay and Colin's oldest, Rauri is a hockey lovin, smart as a whip kiddo. He loves making people laugh, or in his words "doin comedy".
Merrick
Flower Child
Merrick has a smile that lights up a room! He's goofy and wild and loves basketball and animals.
Hilary
Maid of Honor
Lindsay's little sister and best friend. She's kind of a big deal. A great cook and mom and the 2nd best butt war gladiator.
Luke
Best Man
Dopey D has been a rock, making himself available during the toughest of times. This dynamic (along with so many other traits) has created an unbreakable bond between the two friends. And the fact that they're so hilarious, obviously.
Justin
Officiant
J Dawg and Colin have been buds since the third grade. His sense of humor is about as dry as it gets and his loyalty is unwavering. He'll get riled up with you about whatever is causing angst then deliver a one-liner that puts things into perspective. The experiences Justin and Colin have shared over the past ~30 years are akin to those of brothers.