Best Man
6' 1", 118 lbs. His dog had parvo and is small now. Poor Burt :(
Maid of Honor
Don't let her looks deceive you, Haley eats Salt n Straw 4 time a week and can put back 68 chicken nugs in one sitting!
Groomsman
Rawley is a substitute teacher. Had surgery on his arm, but it is healing up great. Almost full range of motion now. Nice!
Bridesmaid
Just finished her teaching degree and enjoys her time out of the classroom in the gym. As an olympic weight lifter she can bench 480 and squat 755! #GAINS
Bridesman
Nick is a professional snowboard teacher at Hoodoo Mountain Resort. Gotta earn those turns!
Bridesmaid
Nicknamed the Asian Invasian, Annie broke Dame Dolla's ankles in a 1v1 street game, is addicted to Dutch Bros, and has never been seen eating a vegetable
Groomsman
Tall and scary. Don't wanna meet him in a dark alley. Yikes!
Bridesmaid
Lives off of Starbucks Cold Brew, is an avid Tik-Tocker, and is a better baker than Betty Crocker
Groomsman
Coby catches fish big time! If you're lucky, he just might give you one ;)
Bridesmaid
She has a two inch vertical, enjoys singing opera music, hates blowing up balloons, and will never say no to a pool party!
Groomsman
Jace sells houses and drives Teslas. Rumor has it his keys are always in his car if you want to take a spin!
Bridesmaid
"Jo-Speed" has a 0-60 of three seconds!! She also prefers cats to humans - No Cap
Security
The Hefty Lefty. Short and stout. Like a teapot. They say he started out as a mall cop at Mall of America, but he had to be let go because his methods were "too militaristic for a family friendly place."
Security
His diet consists of 10,000 calories a day, primarily in the form of blueberry flavored lip balm. His only weakness, other than his fear of commitment, is his right thumb.
Security
No need to run from this guy. Due to his asthma, he is limited to moving only in short bursts. It's OK, he's a limo driver!