FAQs

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Dress Code?

Answer

Full suits of armor for the men. No wedding dresses for the ladies. The groom will be nervous enough and we don’t want to confuse him.

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How do I get to the venue?

Answer

If you can somehow wrangle a dragon to give you a lift you automatically win the "Coolest Guest Ever" award. Otherwise, carpooling or Uber is ideal.

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What should I do with my pet llama?

Answer

Llamas, if they can not be left with a reputable stable, should be tied outside in easy view of the patio doors with water and food available to them.

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Does security vet the people attending this venue?

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Unlike our high-quality wedding party, we are in no way vouching for the authenticity, non-creepiness, or criminal record of anyone at the venue.