Carlye & Rob
Wedding Party
Carlye Dugan
Bride
Equal parts sass and class Talents include, but are not limited to (as written by Rob): - Needing a minimum of 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep a night - Creating laughter in the room, not with her, but at her... - Getting angry with people who drive wranglers decked out in off-road after market accessories but only drive it to the mall. - Cooking wold famous meals
Robert Shumaker
Groom
Carlye’s better half. (Carlye is actually writing this, so, thats not a joke) Rob’s talents include, but are not limited to: - Being an all American Badass - Inhaling his food at a damn impressive speed (just because it’s impressive doesn’t mean it’s not gross) - Being the most non-dad, dad I've ever met. - Ninja-in’
Lainey “lube” Dugan
Maid of Honor
Carlye’s sister and right hand Woman. Talents include, but are not limited to: - Witty AF - Talking me into doing shit I don’t want to. For example: 1. my last three tattoos. 2. going on a date with Rob. - Always late - Incredible vocal and dancing talent.
Jacob Carter
Best Man
Rob's right hand man and partner in crime. Talents include, but are not limited to: -Staring at things that need fixed for extended amount of time and saying "let the engineer take a peek-see" -Math, not normal math, like weird freaky math that freaks people out when they look at it. -Drinking Kamchatka as if it were water, which, it may actually be water, the world doesn't know. - Wearing overall's. It' called fashion. Look it up
Jess Shumaker
Bridesmaid
I fell in love with Jess before I fell in love with Rob. We were Best Friends from go. Talents include, but are not limited to: - Making you take shots when the last thing you need is a shot. - Strong skills in talking me into doing shit I don’t want to do. She was the mastermind behind us going to a Harry Potter Pub Crawl. (Disclaimer, we had fun. And her picture is from said pub crawl) - A master of creating nicknames for people - The sweetest and most compassionate person I know.
Sean Shumaker
Groomsman
Rob's older, but little brother, and biggest role model. Talents include, but are not limited to: -Popping blood vessels in the eye after drinking Mich Ultra and throwing up -Not finding large items directly in front of his face and looking in places that these items wouldn't even fit. -Wearing "house shoes" that only cover the bottom of his feet -Master of GIF's - recommend taking his class.
Kerges Nimen
Bridesmaid
A creative mind and a gentle heart. Kerges is an old friend I’ve known for years. Talents include, but are not limited to: - creates bad ass jewelry - wearing boots while boating - riding trikes and dirt bikes - emergency bicycle crash aid
Alex Cochran
Groomsman
Rob's former roommate, good pal and childhood buds. Talents include, but are not limited to: -Quoting every line from Ace Ventura -Running for longer than 20 miles (freak) -Wearing Muck boots like they are going out of style -Drinking Angry Orchards faster than Rob eats
Krista Weyler
Bridesmaid
Krista, aka Kristard and I met at Dick’s Sporting Goods where we were both cashiers. Half ass cashiers because we were hungover most of the time. Talents include, but are not limited to: - always speaking her mind - snorting when she laughs - superior in ax throwing - talking me into bad decisions.
Joe Brinkman
Groomsman
Great friend of Rob's, military warrior companion and last, but not least, dipping partner. Talents include, but are not limited to: -Hitting co workers in the head with his hard hat -The smartest and most country individual in possibly all of Ohio -Randomly the best golfer that Rob knows - but definitely no other sports... -Approaching Rob and saying "it's that time" right before packing a can of dip to put half of it in his lip
Sandy Dugan (wedding planner)
Mother of the Bride
She’s beautiful inside and out. Sandy’s talents include but are not limited to: - Planning this wedding...no, seriously, we couldn’t have done it without her! We’re forever grateful for her! - Passing down her taste for style to her daughters - Having a generous heart - has quite the sweet tooth
Mary Holtzman
Mother of the Groom
One of a kind mother, to human and dog. Talents include but are not limited to: -Avid church goer every Sunday -Sewing homemade quilts and taking years to complete the perfect product -Storing unimportant documents that are always randomly needed at some point in time for her children -Busting a tear when her children accomplish life goals and events
Rick Dugan
Father of the Bride
The best dad a girl could ask for. Rick’s talents include, but are not limited to: - Being a trendsetter - Not being well traveled but calling himself Citizen Rick, regardless - Carlye’s source for her Champion Gene - Lover of bourbon
Sean Shumaker Sr.
Father of the Groom
Most crazy out of this world dad a dude could ask for. Sean Sr.'s talents include, but are not limited to: - Talking to basically anyone in any setting about anything under the sun - Being Zen and never upset - Thinking he can shoot better than Rob - Complaining about Rob's things taking up room in his garage (which is only a snowboard and saw...)
Mike Dugan
Officiant
Carlye’s uncle that we are bleepin’ excited agreed to officiate our wedding! Talents include, but are not limited to: - Unofficial master beer brewer. - Runs for fun. - All time king of dad jokes. - Master of censoring himself instead of bleepin’ cussing.
OG
Doghter/Honorary Bridesmaid
Doghter or Carlye and Rob. Talents include, but are not limited to: - 100% American Cutie. - Avid watcher of TV - Can effortlessly lick you to death. - Always packing a weapon (my tail), so friends and foes beware!