“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” Despite being well aware of Jane Austen's famous phrase, on December 4th, 2015, Brian being the regular Lothario that he is, brought a box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies (a veritable fortune of deliciousness) as his date to the Georgetown Winter Formal. The night started off much like any other with Brian talking with his friends and eating cookies when he noticed that a classmate entered in the company of two women, including a striking brunette with a smile so exciting. A short while later, Brian walked up to this modern day Helen of Troy and started a conversation (...okay, let's be honest, it was Caroline who initiated the conversation because Brian was probably eating cookies and thinking about the next book he was going to read.) The two hit it off and danced the night away and ever since that night they’ve been inseparable.