Groom
If you need a description of the groom we kindly ask you to not RSVP.
Bride
I'm the bride.
Best Man
Tall, lanky, the smartest man at the event. If you enjoy yourselves at the wedding, make sure to thank Mr. Redman for encouraging his friend Jack to ask his friend Madison to Homecoming all those years ago.
Maid of Honor
As the younger sister of the bride, Emma grew up with the greatest role in their childhood games, the sidekick. Emma crushed it in her iconic roles, such as the gymnast's friend, while Madison was the star. Thanks for being Madison's sidekick one last time!
Groomsman
This graceful and tactful individual was once entrusted with the engagement ring for over 24 hours. Possibly the second greatest idea the Groom has ever had behind popping the question.
Bridesmaid
The bride is forever thankful they ended up as roommates at the house with the red door, even if it took a global pandemic for them to truly hit it off.
Groomsman
Taller, lankier, somewhere in the top 10 smartest men at the event. The groom and Andy have known each other since they were infants, both being byproducts of Akron's greatest linemen in school history (both clearly inherited these genes).
Bridesmaid
The pride of Oklahoma, Maddie will gladly share experiences about growing up on the farm (a house in the suburbs) and her day job wrangling wild horses (selling prosthetic joints). The best part of the Bride's year at Oklahoma State.
Groomsman
Known as the man with a contagious smile, the groom is lucky his Mom let him add Logan to his second grade birthday party after they hit it off playing pokemon at recess.
Bridesmaid
From former sorority sister to Doctor, Martina put herself through med school with the dream of answering texts from the Bride and Groom asking "does this look normal?"
Groomsman
Likely the only individual in history to graduate as a civilian with an English degree from the Air Force Academy, this guy clearly has an interesting story if you get bored of talking with whoever you came with.
Bridesmaid
It is impossible to capture Hannah Pancoast's persona in writing, and we will always love her for being the Bride's first friend at Ohio State.
Groomsman
One fateful morning in the first week of college, a timid voice called out to Jack "Excuse meee, I forgot my towel. Could you please get me oneee?" This voice did not belong to Joe, but when Jack knocked on Joe's door to retrieve said towel, Joe had no choice but to befriend the half naked man at his door.
Bridesmaid
This wedding is actually about Sophie getting a sister! Apparently Jack's fashion knowledge didn't cut it for dinner conversation?
Groomsman
Known as the man with the best squat in entire Upper East Side, Connor couldn't have achieved this title if it wasn't for the weights he molded out of concrete during COVID. We aren't kidding.
Groomsman
The only honest lawyer in all of Florida, pay him by check if you're innocent or CIRCA casino chips if you're guilty.
Officiant
Couldn't think of a better person to run the ceremony due to his eloquence, commitment to Cleveland sports, and that "he will look good in our pictures".