Officiant
Maid of Honor
Ashley's sister (mom's side). As a toddler she would pull her panties up her butt trying to look like her big sister.
Best Man
Brother/Beast. A serious challenge for any suit tailor.
Maid of Honor
Ashley's sister (dad's side)... she likes big puns and she cannot lie
Groomsman
Friend since Boyz II Men and "Baby Got Back" topped the charts. We've taken baths together.
Bridesmaid
Friend of over 20 years... knows too much. May be forced to wear duct tape over her mouth at the wedding.
Groomsman
Friend since Aladdin and Wayne's World were in theaters. Really hoping he doesn't gamble away his airline ticket for the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Friend of nearly 20 years... never too tone deaf to sing along and have a great time
Groomsman
Friend for 20+ years. Think of like a baby lemur mixed with a Rick Ross song. Now put that on a jet ski.
Bridesmaid
The OG Alex. Shes a teacher shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
Groomsman
Friend since high school. He's always comfortable, no matter what. I can't say his name without singing it.
Bridesmaid
I'm not crying, you're crying! Ok, we're all crying.
Flower Girls and Ring Bearer
Munchkins of Beast McCoy and his lovely wife Teresa
Mother of the Bride
Father of the Bride
Bonus Mom of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Groom
Father of the Groom
Mother of the Groom
Usher
Ashley's youngest brother
Usher
Ashley's younger brother. Twin to maid of honor #2 Trinity Joy