It was Randi and Ben’s 21st birthday and they decided to go to the Pipeline and get their free blow job shots. Ben was single, I was single, and he needed someone to sit in his chair (if you know, you know). Only one month later and we began our forever.

We went on vacation down to Tennessee during spring break. Randi and Ben planned the whole thing without alerting my “ruin-all-the-surprises” self. Randi was adamant about getting our nails done, I repeatedly said no but we did anyways. I wasn’t on to them until Ben went to the store to find a shirt to match mine… why would he care about matching me? Little did I know…