Best Man
Brother of the Bride/Best friend of the Groom, First person to ever own a Gucci Belt, Best Square Dancer on this side of the Mississippi👢Feels his Best in a Wig🧔🏻♀️
Matron of Honor
Sister/ Best Friend of the Bride, Will Most Likely Roll your neck in a fight🤼, Most Modern Dressed Colonial Woman you’ll ever see✈️ Never Sharted in her Life💩
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom/ Brother-in-law of the Bride, Blueberry Beer connoisseur🍻, Daytime Law Enforcer, nighttime escort for 70 year olds🔥
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the Bride, The Grooms favorite person to torture🥸The One You Want To Decorate your Bathroom Sink💩 Worst Cook in America🇺🇸
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Award winner of “Pool Party Dj of the year”🎤, Cleanest Toes In town🦶🏽
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Smiley Fry Enthusiast🍟, Tongue Spasm Creator👅
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Bills Mafia Enthusiast, CEO of the Boogie Bang Gang🤘🏽
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Everyone’s favorite Cheerleader🏵️, Most Miserable Person Around😇
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Worst Party Planner in upstate NY🥳, Runs a Gambling hotline for degenerates💸
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Slowest Beer Drinker in 4 states🍺, Award for most crooked smile🦷
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Mozzarella Stick Connnoisseur,🍴Best Handyman in 3 Counties🔨
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Smeller of the Roses🌹, Master of Hoses🚒
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Irish lover of the Groom,🍀 Hot-tub hopping queen👑 (if you have extra chemicals) Hates showing her boobs🫠
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Thrower of the Axes🪓, Inventor of the “Backwards Hat” Phase🧢
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Mickey Mouse’s Mistress🐭, Tuesdays favorite kind of woman🍸( and grooms)
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Dance-Off Champ🕺🏽, King of the Fast Feet💃🏽
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Hater of Pickle Backs🥃, Best Winker in Town😉
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Unibrow Sculpter✂️, King of the Salsa Dance💃🏽
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Beer-Shot Racing Champ🍺, Professional Corvette Driver🏎️
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom & Bride, Inventor of the air guitar🎸, Rug Cutting specialist🕺🏽
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Hose Handling Specialist🚒, Pull Tab Expert🎰
Bridesmaid
Cousin/ Best Friend of the Bride, Princess Puke-A-La👑, Award winner of best kids ever🥇
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, Nozzle Nut Lover🚒, Technology Wizard📲
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride, Amateur Pizza Slinger🍕, Never Speaks Her Mind🗣️ HATES casinos🎰