Matron of Honor
May or may not be analyzing your behavior at this very moment
Best Man
The guy that made AJ feel like he didn’t miss out on having a brother
Bridesmaid
Will probably be speaking in a southern accent at the wedding
Groomsman
Definitely wishes he was the one meeting AJ at the altar
Bridesmaid
Definitely thinking about where she can put Botox in your face
Groomsman
Ask him how he broke Mrs. Shapiro’s favorite picture frame.
Bridesmaid
The unofficial 5th Leahy sister, and definitely the most stylish
Groomsman
May be asleep in a pile of rocks by the end of the night
Bridesmaid
If you can’t find her, she’s probably watering her indoor plants
Groomsman
The number one overall pick in neighborhood manhunt
Bridesmaid
Have your camera face ready around this one; she’s already taken 10 photos of you
Groomsman
The guy that never invites his friends on vacation