Maid of Honor
(Childhood Best Friend) You may confuse Jess and the bride for twins, but don't be fooled. She already has a twin! Also... ask her how she "zombie walks" or for her rendition of "Home on the Range."
Bridesmaid
(Sister) Teacher by day, bowling bowl locater by night. Heck of a tennis and guitar player. She may ask if you watch The Bachelor.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister) Likes to order off the Taco Bell fresco menu ONLY. Steve Aoki enthusiast. You may shout at her as loud as you'd like.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister) Real Housewife of Kirkwood. Loves a good revenge story. Don't ask her about the 2008 dessert situation in the MSU Dining Hall.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister) Can smell Donkey Kong from miles away. Barb's favorite "child." Marching band extraordinaire.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister, Dance Class Girlie's Circa 2003) Belongs to the Church of Shrek. Harry Styles #1 Fan! Heiress of an animal farm.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister) Likes to pre-game to gospel music. A woman of the road. Aspiring Nun.
Bridesmaid
(Sorority Sister) Loves a good charcuterie board and a Glennon Doyle podcast. Appreciates a midwest dad joke. Festival girlie 4 lyfe.
Bridesmaid
(Future Sister-in-Law) The family documentarian. Makes a mean Shabbat dinner. Probably marching in place as we speak.
Bridesmaid
(Childhood Best Friend) Mother of two beautiful boys who moonlights as a Kabuki dancer. Will probably request "Please Don't Stop the Music" during the reception. Center for Creative Learning alum.
Best Man
(Ben's Oldest Brother) (Dry sense of humor. Tells harsh jokes) One of my most trusted advisors and mentors.
Best Man
(Ben's Older Brother) One of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. The life of the party. Loudest person I know.
Master of Ceremonies
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Money) The one and only Matt Money. Has always been there for me & is one of my closest friends. I taught him how to drive in college.
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Rex) The reason why I know what lobster bisque soup is. We both married up.
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother) (Nickname: Canderson) Started from nothing and now has made something of himself. Will tell you about the businesses he owns (multiple times).
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Logan) I lived on the couch in Logan's apartment. We went to Israel together with our wives this past March. Looks like Eric Bana and is a very successful lawyer. (I am expecting a big gift after this intro buddy)
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother) (Nickname: TBS ) Demanding. That's it. I met Rachel through a mutual friend of Tanner's. In a way, we wouldn't be here without his involvement.
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Rat) The one and only Mole Dat. Loyal. No BS kind of guy. Thankful for Rat. The reason I stopped tipping 18% (חי) at restaurants.
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Hack) First college friend. First person to criticize my LinkedIn Posts.
Groomsman
(College Fraternity Brother/Roommate) (Nickname: Shots) Signed our fraternity bid cards together. Genuine, pure heart, and will give Aviran a run for his money for “Life of the Party”.