Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Bailey is the best friend of the bride! She has been by Sarah’s side during high school and college and is her number one go-to person! Bailey is like Carbon Monoxide, you’ll never smell her coming, but she will slowly make you delusional.
Bridesmaid
Blake is the bride’s sister. She is the favorite sister of the two Sarah has (but don’t tell austin that) and she always brings laughter wherever she goes! Ole Blark enjoys the sunrise, only if it has tequila in the waters. She enjoys long walks, mainly trying to find her cracked out dawg.. I mean loving boyfriend Caleb!
Bridesmaid
This is Kaleigh! Kaleigh is the bride’s cousin and built in best friend. Kaleigh and Sarah did everything together growing up and is so excited to stand by Sarah during her big day! You can search for Kaleigh on the dance floor, barefoot, and nursing a cold one but you won’t see her because she’s 3 feet tall. Kale has been known to get blitzed before the party even starts, but she will pull trig and get back to the party! CAUTION: Will fall on elevated surfaces; Has life alert necklace.
Bridesmaid
Marissa is the bride’s brother’s long time girlfriend. She has been apart of the Barton family since 2017! Marissa’s personal nickname is “beaner”, even though she has no ethnic background. Beaner is also on a terrorist watch list! She will make sure this wedding ends with a bang!
Best Man
This is Branden. Branden is the groom’s brother! Ole brandy enjoys short walks with his wife and child because his kid cannot keep up, known to smoke a few stogies now and again, and loves belly rubs and treats!
Groomsman
This is Ryan. Ryan is the groom’s best friend! Ryan loves cheering on the Tennessee Volunteers even though they suck, can smoke a mean ole brisket, and can spend more money on a rzr than anyone in the tri-state area! Roll Tide Ryan!
Groomsman
This is Aaron! Ole boy Aaron likes brisk walks through the concrete jungles in the valley, can tell you he can do a backflip and will fail showing you, and he’s never been known to turn down a Jell-O shot. Horns down ay ay ron!
Groomsman
This is Austin. Austin is now a brother of the bride after his very long and extensive sex change surgery. Austin’s always been Sarah’s best friend and enemy all in one! He also will remember if you owe him money from 10 years ago and will nag you until you pay him back; Paris you still owe him $20 from the rodeo and you need to pay him back so he’ll finally shut up after 7 years.