Bailey & Rally
Wedding Party
Brooke Maden
Matron of Honor
Master pie-maker. Teen Beach Movie Enthusiast. Unofficial L.L. Bean spokesperson. Mama Bear. My main Maine chica. Big sista.
Lisi Rowland
Maid of Honor
World traveler. Sub-par maker of brown frosting. Strong as hell (don't mess with her!) My main Spain chica. Big sista.
Amy Korwin
Bridesmaid
Gruntilda the Salmon Murderer. Barney eye-poker. MOT. Expert pirate ship escaper. Yellow car spotter and Canadian beer drinker. Future sister-in-law. Mother of flower girl #MOFG
Allie Padegimas
Bridesmaid
Bootflop the Floppy. Curfiss teacher. Diner runner. Mary Kay survivor. Brady hater and butt fumble reenactor/proud t-shirt owner. Talented flosser. Future sister-in-law. Had beer pong at her wedding, a classy affair.
Lexa Stambaugh
Bridesmaid
Partner in crime. Derp extraordinaire. Gourmaising camping buddy and swim/hiker. Retired body builder. Frisbee goddess. Former teammate/three-time roommate and forever fraand.
Jenny "Bun" Ma
Bridesmaid
Photoshop master #neilpigeon. Father Time. Transpacific Admiral of the FT Club. Fellow Flamin' Hot lover. Former teammate/roommate and forever fraand.
Meeko
Cat
Pumpkat. Big Catto 6. Oathkeeper.net. Tub pooper. Heckin' chonker. Will not be in attendance due to the fact that he has never left our house.
Aaron/Miguel Votre
Officiant
Compadre. Cocoa butter engineer. Great to jajaja with. Spreader of them dieses. Shredder of gnar. Taught me how to dougie.
Rob Leonard
Best Man
Born and raised in New York City. Unflappable Slytherin buff. Double power hour champion. Mario Kart statistician @landship. Ten-time marathoner (only once over a mountain), but don't ask him about it because he hates to talk about it.
Zach Korwin
Groomsman
Gormley the Poopy Foot. Raging anti-dentite. Agholor worshiper, despite being a Los Angeles sports fan. Father of flower girl #FOFG.
Will Maden
Groomsman
Krampus. Lumberjack fashionista from away. Encased meats gourmand. Lives and dies by the Star Wars Holiday Special. Brio foamer.
Eric Padegimas
Groomsman
Egg the Cranky. Three-toed surgeon. 4053 anchorman @Rasputin. Expert flosser. Unofficial official team doctor of Bailey's ankles. This log had a child!
Alan Chou
Groomsman
Harambe rememberer. Crusher of tables. Kugerbeyt sixth man. Loves his chicken fried (and cold beer on a Friday night). Pianist in the Whiskey Sour Notes. Googler of all things. Fellow law aud chuckler.
Billy Freakin' Maes
Groomsman
Undisputed king of getting unwound. Humongous melonhead. Killer karaoke country singer. Domino's complainer. Part dog, part penguin. Chel legend and shortgun orchestrator. Is carefuls.
Pete Kossar
Groomsman
Pwner. Grateful Dead boogie man. Burger Creek tour guide and forder of the mighty Pemigewasset. Eats as slowly as Okwandu's hands are large. Just wants to play some frisbee. Yeah, man!
Sam Roberts
Groomsman
He can bring an ancient queen to ruin with a single nickname. He can go to the movies ... on a school night. The Al-Kharid guards pay him 5gp to enter. He once ordered a burger ... at Burger King. He is the world's most interesting groomsman. "I often drink beer. Stay thirsty, my friends." Anyway, here's Wonderwall.