Matron of Honor
My one and only sissy girl, I love her so much I took her for show and tell in preschool. I received S for satisfactory.
Best Man
We've known each other since we were old enough to swim. Believe it or not, this isn't the most awkward photo of him.
Bridesmaid
When I met her in Phi Mu, she went by Emily Fishero. She can thank me and my matchmaker skills for the name change. Lots of Youngdale/Hoffman double dates in our futures.
Groomsman
The only breastroker in the state of Indiana I couldn't beat when I was 10 years old. You couldn't tell by looking at him now, but he was spry in his youthful years.
Bridesmaid
In our youthful days, we could be found with horrible tan lines while savings kids and teaching swim lessons at Kokomo Beach. Now in our more mature age, you can find us playing bingo or in the front row at a Backstreet Boys concert.
Groomsman
Jim has essentially been my big brother since college. Mainly because he is just so damn old.
Bridesmaid
We met as Phi Mu sorority sisters and continued our friendship well past graduation. Peanut butter m&ms and diet coke will always be staples for this duo.
Groomsman
Chris and I were unbeatable in beer pong. And if we did lose, neither of us can remember it.
Bridesmaid
High school classmate turned college roommate then lifelong friend. I wouldn't mess with her because at any moment she could be come 'Mutant Jean' (her roller derby alter ego).
Groomsman
Not sure how we met.. Just saw him dabbing on a corner downtown and been buds ever since.
Bridesmaid
College friend who allowed me to be "the help" in her wedding. We've grown closer since then so she makes the bridesmaid cut for mine. Good think we're having a taco bar instead of fries, otherwise ain't no one eatin' but her.
Groomsman
Founding father of the mufuggin boys club. Don't be on the other side of him in trivia. Gave him my cat once because I was unable to to take care of it.
Usher
Greek life brought us together as friends. Since then, he's gone on my family vacations and held a spot at the immediate family table for my sister's wedding. He's never getting rid of us!
Usher
Brandon & Andrea were actually boyfriend and girlfriend back in the day (if 1st grade and 8th grade relationships count). He can thank her for setting him up with his now wife.
Ring Bearer
This sweet little guy didn't even know who "Andrea" was until a few years ago. He only knew and loved her as her family nickname--Mokie. He's even asked in previous years "Mokie, where is your husband?", well kid, you're gonna be there when she gets one!
Flower Girl
Sweetest little peach with the most infectious laugh. She had her first flower girl gig on her 2nd birthday at the Daine/Bolinger wedding. Now that she knows the ropes, she is excited for her position as co-flower girl.
Flower Girl
Bailey's mom (Alli) and Andrea have been friends since preschool. Since Bailey enjoys wearing dresses on everyday that ends in Y, we knew she would have a blast being our flower girl.