I won't be teaching (obviously), but go check out my happy place while you're in town. Head to surgecycling.com/rates and grab the two-class newbie special for $16!
Our hotel is right by the Minneapolis Light Rail. You can ride that baby all the way to Mall of America for a day shopping, eating and protesting the Canada Goose store. Er...whatever you want to do there I guess. Head to metrotransit.org/mall-of-america-station or metrotransit.org/mall-of-america for details.