We met, as so many Cincinnatians do, walking into Paul Brown Stadium with our mutual friend, Parker. Ainsley was bragging about Duke, per usual, and Andrew mentioned he also lived in Durham. When he explained that it was related to being a UNC alumni, Ainsley declared her now infamous opening line: "Oh, so you're a trash person? Screw you!" Not phased by Ainsley's characteristic use of hyperbole, Andrew sat next to Ainsley's father at the Bengals game and by the end even Frank was extolling the virtues of a UNC education. They had their first date planned before they went to bed that night. They haven't been apart for more than a week since.