Just trying to pay for our honeymoon flights, no big story here.
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Honeymoon Flights
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We're going to Italy. I ristoranti ci renderanno molto grassi e pigri.
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Honeymoon Restaurants
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Our plan is to rent a vehicle and drive around Italy. It'll probably be a Fiat, but it could be a Ferrari...
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Honeymoon Rental Vehicle
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In Italy, we plan on getting drunk in many a vineyard.
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Honeymoon Activities
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We are trying to go to Florence, Italy for our honeymoon, but Florence, Texas is a close second!
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Honeymoon Hotels
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Banksy needs his bones and he likes the good shit!
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Banksy's Bone Fund
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Zach has had this toe fongus for far too long. We would love to be able to treat it. Our geisha recommends a rather expensive marrow root powder. It is promised to be much more effective than the applesauce wash that we have been applying nightly.
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Zach's Toe Fungus Ointment
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Lucy's got a vestigial tail. It's more of a nub. It is uncomfortable for her to sit for extended periods of time. We are saving up to remove it. It is not prehensile.