Phillip & Gemma
September 30, 2025 (153 days left)
This ceremony is a jaunt for many and at least a decennial trek for most. All we need or could ever ask for is your presence and unyielding loyalty. However, if you feel guilty for how hard you’re going to abuse the open bar, and your conscience compels you to offset the losses, please feel free to give Phillip an envelope crammed with sinful glut of righteous dollar bills.
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2025 Capital Losses
$5,000
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$5,000 still needed
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Gemma's diet consists of 12 raw avocados per-day, and your donation goes towards allowing her to sustain her corporeal form.
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Gemma's Avocado Farm
$2,500
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$2,500 still needed
$2,500 still needed