One too many sangrias on the deck and glasses go flying. So I figured child proof...scratch that...adult proof glasses for the outdoors is a good idea.

This seems like an adult thing to have. I sometimes act like an adult.

I've graduated from the red cups. Except for beer pong.

Because I get cold and I'm too lazy to get up from the couch to get a hoody.

For romantic picnics. One pocket will hold the red wine and one will hold the rose. Bag will be stuffed with bread, olives, cheese and salami. Aaron will carry me and I will carry the bag.

Wine is amazing and tastes better in fancy glasses rather than free ones from winery's. Duh.

Figure it's the healthier version of whip cream....assuming I use non-fat milk. Don't judge.

Eating inside is so mundane, so why not get fancy colorful plates and eat outside!? Really for me...Aaron will eat off of a paper towel and be fine.

Look. At. The. Color. Again, I like to eat off of pretty things....Aaron will eat off of the paper towel and watch me.

Because I'm so domesticated and want to make my husband waffles for breakfast...said Mona never...really I haven't figured out how to make a waffle without a waffle maker. I guess those are called pancakes...

This will be my new coffee mug for work....free refills only for me. Please don't ask me to share.

Can be used as a vase AND as a pitcher. (I'm so resourceful)

For my Irish coffee.

Princess and the Pea....I need multiple pillows. Or I can share with Aaron...I guess.

So I will stop snoring...