NYC to Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe; returning home from Capetown, South Africa

First two nights here, seeing the falls and then doing xtreme activities (like bungee jumping) or going to Zambia to see the rhinos

We'll drift down the Chobe River viewing wildlife and taking daily excursions in smaller boats into the wetland

Okavango Delta, largest inland delta in the world! Twice daily walking safaris and mokoro (dug-out canoe) excursions in the Moremi Game Reserve. This is an extremely eco-conscious camp and employs local people as guides.

Ancient riverine forests, open savannah, serpentine channels and seasonal floodplains surround the camp, creating a varied habitat for exceptional fauna and flora. This diverse habitat ensures prolific sightings of elephant, buffalo, hyena, giraffe, hippo, wildebeest, kudu, lechwe, lion and leopard, among many others.

Deep in a nature reserve; adjoining the Unesco world heritage site "Namibian Sand Sea." There are often cheetahs to observe, roaming the endless grasslands. Horseback rides and hiking for moving through the spectacular scenery

He'll need these to recover from Midori's insistence that they do ALL the activities/sights EVERY day

As our encounters with wildlife grow more extreme, you can help Peter deal with the inevitable need to replace his underwear while on the journey. Midori: wtf

Located close to the Windhoek city centre; the Olive Grove Guesthouse is the ideal place to start our journey through Namibia

Location features a very unique Southern Atlantic coastline and the neighbouring Namib Desert, which means there are almost limitless adventures/activities provided by nearby sea and desert and sand dunes.

Damaraland is about nature, scenery and rare desert-adapted wildlife. Scenic walks of the area and visits to the Twyfelfontein rock art are highlights; also game drives in search of the desert-adapted elephant

Spectacular views of the Erongo Mountains; exceptional bird watching; local guides; hikes to rock painting sites

Help fund Midori's evening relaxation, cocktails or wine at some of our various stops, we'll toast to the elephants and think of you, or gaze out across the Namibian Dessert with Vodka you gave us! Midori: okay!

Help us out with paying for some of the interior flights that will be required as part of the trip... bush planes.. dirt runways.. soiled underwear. Midori: these are little Cessna planes that cost more but save time and also provide spectacular scenery and wildlife viewing. Never mind the underwear.

Bus tickets Midori: we're not riding any bus like the one depicted in the picture