As we drive the north coast 500 we'll be staying at a combination of B&Bs, historic castles ("Luxury Hotels" - fingers crossed for wifi) and cabins.

Mythical creatures on classic Wedgwood china, suited for the fanciest dinner parties

2 hapless Americans seeking a non-stick-shift rental on a road that requires you may able to reverse in a single lane for "several hundred yards". Hoping to imitate a James Bond movie with this car. Pray for us.

https://ackergilltower.com/ : our third day in Scotland will be spent on the grounds of Ackergill tower. After a speedboat tour, we'll put on our best country-side shooting outfits and spend the afternoon in a "grand walled garden... the perfect location to enjoy a fun afternoon’s shooting. Be prepared to see crossing pairs and long flying birds – ‘pull’!" !!!

Make both of our dreams come true.

Just look at this place. http://www.visitdurness.com/cabin/ As their description goes, "Wake up to the tantalising smell of fresh baked croissants from the village store before heading out to explore our stunning beaches and rugged hills. No matter what the weather the cabin will meet your every need…cook up a storm while the winds huff and puff, brave our Atlantic swells on pristine beaches." We cannot wait.

Because no one wants to return from an epic adventure with only selfies and photos of Les walking very far in front of me.

We anticipate curling up during chilly evenings on the NC 500 with a glass of wine and (fingers crossed) a delicious meal by the fire.

Because we'd love an album that has all of the non-professional behind the scenes photos from our celebration

We'd love to frame our wedding photography and some shots from our epic Scottish road trip.

Must match now that we are married, right?

We're hoping if we look v fancy we will get a first-class upgrade on this long haul flight.