WE'RE GETTING FUCKING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
May 31, 2025 (32 days left)
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Joe wants to be on Next Level Chef. He does want these specific pots and pans. Lifetime warranty though.
12 Piece Hybrid Ultimate Pots and Pans Set
$649.99
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JOE LOVES POPCORN!!!
Great Northern Popcorn Foundation 6-oz. Popcorn Machine - 6 oz - Black
$170.55
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Joe eats like a child. Mac and Cheese, Spaghetti, Chicken Nuggets, and PIZZA!
Ninja Woodfire 8-in-1 Outdoor Smoker Pizza Oven with 5 Pizza Settings, 700 Degree Electric Roaster, Ability to, Broil, Bake, and Dehydrate Food, Green
$279.99
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Joe really wants a good blender. Idk Margs anyone?
Ninja
Foodi Power Pitcher System Blender
MSRP $199.99Our price $198.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Fuck Starbucks.
Ninja
Dualbrew Pro Coffee Maker
MSRP $229.99Our price $226.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Picture this...Fried Chicken...ON THE GO!
Ninja Crispi™ 4-in-1 Portable Glass Air Fryer Cooking System Sage Air Fryers - Ninja
$179.99
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I feel like these are at Walmart for cheaper---keep yo eye out.
Instant Pot
Duo Crisp Pressure Cooker and Air Fryer
$199.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Joe loveeeeeeeees ice cream...
Cuisinart
Pure Indulgence Frozen Yogurt-Sorbet & Ice Cream Maker ICE-30BCP1
MSRP $179.99Our price $119.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Hello. Baker. It's in the nameeeeee! We would take any color if it is found elsewhere cheaper.
KitchenAid
Artisan Stand Mixer, 5 Qt
$449.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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No...we have never used a grinder...but we couldddddddd.
KitchenAid
Metal Food Grinder and Sausage Maker Stand Mixer Attachment Kit
$99.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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We hate chopping shit. This looks lit.
KitchenAid
Fresh Prep Slicer & Shredder Stand Mixer Attachment
$59.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Katie like to drink hot water...Joe get's mad when it is made in the microwave because 'the radiation'...
Laura Ashley
Jug Kettle
$79.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 22, 2025
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Seems practical...
Hawkins New York
Essential 3-Piece Lidded Bowl
$47.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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You can bake in them anddddd use them as storage...wild.
Crate and Barrel
3-Piece Baking Dishes with Bamboo Lids
$59.95
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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They have these at Marshalls---Keep and eye out!
Lodge
Classic Deep Skillet with Lid
MSRP $94.99Our price $79.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Joe is stupid and refuses to eat pan-cooked hot dogs---despite it being the middle of winter. He 'likes the grill marks'. Send help...
Crate and Barrel
Reversible Ceramic Double Griddle
$149.95
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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We don't make 'Loafs' often---but holy shit---how rad. Flowers and Shit.
Nordic Ware
Wildflower Loaf Pan
$42.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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This is just RAD.
Emile Henry
Deep Dish Pizza Pan
$86.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 5, 2025
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Good for hosting I guess. Why is everything always white...basic bitch.
Crate and Barrel
Modular 6-Piece Serving Set
$34.95
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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This just seems like something useful to have. We would also take those huge Gatorade Jugs.
Crate and Barrel
Stacking 2-Gallon Cold Drink Dispenser
$99.95
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Another good bowl.
Casafina by COSTA NOVA
Eivissa Serving Bowl
$89.00
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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How cute. Cloth napkins.
Cheetah Print Napkin Set | Mud Pie
$15.74
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What a fire color.
Fingercraft Cloth Napkins Cotton Set of 12 Premium Fringe Design Dinner Napkin Soft & Durable Ideal for Dining Room, Restaurant, Weddings & Events Reusable Washable Good Absorbency Leaf Green Yellow
$19.97
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We don't care about these. Joe picked the color. Kinda lame. Just looking for microwave and dishwasher safe.
Hawkins New York
Essential 16-Piece Dinnerware Set, Service for 4
$217.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 5, 2025
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We have plastic---but if you wanna be classy and shit...
Willow Park
Pebble 20-Piece Flatware Set, Service for 4
Was $125.99Sale $27.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Don't actually want this---but we dig the vibe. So if you find anything with a similar vibe---go for it.
MacKenzie-Childs
Courtly Check Serving Bowl
$90.00
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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I just like that the levels fit under itself. Neat.
Picnic at Ascot
Vienna 4-Piece Multi Level Charcuterie Board & Tool Set
MSRP $101.99Our price $79.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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I mean---we gotta cut shit...
Teakhaus
Traditional Cutting Board with Hand Grips & Juice Canal
$138.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Imagine these...with 4 types of queso...
Picnic at Ascot
Four Bowl In Line Serving Platter
MSRP $49.99Our price $38.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Cordless baby!
Shark® Pet Plus Cordless Stick Vacuum with PowerFins™, Self-Cleaning Brushroll, and Anti-Allergen Complete Seal Cordless Vacuums - Shark
$249.99
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This Irons anddddddd Steams. Iconic.
SALAV
Retro Edition Duopress Steamer & Iron
$89.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Our floors get dirty SO FUCKIN FAST!
BISSELL
PowerFresh Pet Steam Mop
$97.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Katie may or may not have a pop addiction.
Design Ideas
MeshWorks Beverage Dispenser
$31.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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This guy just fucks. Gold would be better.
Viski
Admiral Penguin Cocktail Shaker
$57.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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This just looks cool.
Verve Culture
Mexican Cantaritos Cocktail Kit
$39.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Wow. Iconic.
Libbey
Tiki Coupe Cocktail Glasses, Set of 4
$39.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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If these work---MIND BLOWN!
Rabbit
Frozen Cocktail Tumbler, Set of 2
$33.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Looks like a shredded carrot...LOVE!
Verve Culture
Mexican Handblown Swirl Glass, Set of 4
$57.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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Simply Iconic.
Libbey
Tiki Split Tumbler Glasses, Set of 4
$34.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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These make me want to go float in the ocean...but we live in Michigan...FUCK!
Verve Culture
Mexican Handblown Aqua Glass, Set of 4
$57.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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This just looks fun. Like look at those tiny cups!!!
Verve Culture
Mexican 5-Piece Tasting & Infusion Set
$124.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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We have no tools whatsoever. Joe thinks he's gonna become a working man or something...
Milwaukee M18 18-Volt Lithium-Ion Cordless Combo Kit 9-Tool with 2-Batteries, Charger and Tool Bag 2697-29 - The Home Depot
$599.00
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We got lots of weeds baby!
Milwaukee M18 FUEL 18V 16 in. Brushless Cordless Battery Powered String Trimmer w/QUIK-LOK Attachment Capability & 8.0 Ah Battery 3016-21ST - The Home Depot
$350.00
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This just seems useful.
Champion Power Equipment 5300/4250-Watt Gasoline and Propane Powered Dual Fuel Portable Generator with CO Shield 201279 - The Home Depot
$550.00
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Well Joe needs a place to put all those tools he is going to go!
Milwaukee PACKOUT 22 in. Rolling Tool Box, 22 in. Large Tool Box and 22 in. Medium Tool Box ProSystem Low Profile Handle 48-22-8401 - The Home Depot
$330.00
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Rad.
Milwaukee M18 FUEL GEN-2 18V Lithium-Ion Brushless Cordless SAWZALL Reciprocating Saw (Tool-Only) 2821-20 - The Home Depot
$199.00
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I mean this just seems lit.
Black+Decker
Bullseye AnglePro Auto-Leveling Laser
$96.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 9, 2025
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This is trippy. We just want waterproof rugs. We don't really care. We don't have any browns or like...yellow and orange. Any other colors are chill.
Margaux Vintage Boho Oriental Floral Blue Area Rug - Lahome
$199.99
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How fricken cute.
Safavieh Floral rug 80% wool, 20% cotton hand tufted Garden & Reviews | Wayfair
$218.00
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Love this brand.
Darrell Abstract Rainbow Stripe Grey/Beige Area Rug - Lahome
$239.99
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I was on a rug kick for like an hour...but I we have really hard floors so we like them.
Haefner Oriental Rug
$139.99
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This looks soft as fuckkkkkkkkk.
nuLOOM Jeni Solid Faux Rabbit Machine Washable Area Rug | Ashley
$295.94
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So so true...
Furbish Studio - Nice Things Needlepoint Pillow
$88.00
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Just ask Maria!
Furbish Studio - Not For Everyone Needlepoint Pillow
$96.00
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Joe.
Furbish Studio - Not Needy Needlepoint Pillow
$96.00
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This one is our favorite lol.
Furbish Studio - Come Sit By Me Needlepoint Pillow
$96.00
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Just vibes.
Furbish Studio - Cut The Shit Needlepoint Pillow
$96.00
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This one seems targeted...
Furbish Studio - We Cannot Do This Sober Needlepoint Pillow
$88.00
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We have a limited living room space. These will be good for by the TV.
5-Tier Wall Shelf Unit, White Floating Shelves with LED Light, Lack Shelf for Bedroom Living Room Vanity Wall Storage Display
$79.99
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We are not decor people...so this seems like a cool way get something cool on the wall.
Dragon Touch Large Digital Picture Frame 21.5 inch Screen WiFi Digital Photo Frame Display, 32GB Storage, Auto-Rotate, Share Photos via App, Email, Cloud, Classic 21（Not Touchscreen）
$199.99
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I mean...we don't need this...but like we could hook up a movie night outside...sheeshhhhhhhh.
iLive
Mini Projector with Bluetooth
$108.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Joe cannot game properly with a broken back!
Inbox Zero Ergonomic Gaming Chair Faux Leather Reclining Swiveling PC & Racing Massage Video Game Chair with Footrest & Reviews | Wayfair
$120.00
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Open to any good sound bar.
TV Speaker Soundbar Bose
$279.99
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This...This does fit our vibe... unfortunately...
Mini Fridge 130 Can Beverage Refrigerator Cooler, 3.2 Cu.Ft Drink Fridge for Soda Wine Beer, Adjustable Temperature Control for Home Office, Black
$189.98
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We are responsible adults...kinda.
Dripex 3 Drawer File Cabinet, Metal Filing Cabinets with Lock Wheels for Letter/Legal/A4 File, Anti-tilt Under Desk Design, Lockable Rolling Mobile File Cabinet for Home Office (Black)
$129.99
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Keep the FUCK out! Jk. Jk.
Yale Assure Lock with Z-Wave, Black Suede Smart Touchscreen Deadbolt Works with Ring Alarm, Samsung SmartThings, Wink (Hub Required, Sold Separately), YRD226-ZW2-BSP
$159.00
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It's modular!!!!!!
ELPOSUN 7-Piece Wicker Outdoor Patio Conversation Sofa Set, with Peacock Green Cushions, is Perfect for Casual Gatherings HDNBCS107GREOS-KB - The Home Depot
$549.00
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Outdoor rug. Classy.
Large Diamond Indoor Outdoor Rug - Threshold™
$120.00
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Rug for the deck. Extra Classy.
Hampton Bay Chasewood Beige 8 ft. x 10 ft. Geometric Indoor/Outdoor Area Rug 3124365 - The Home Depot
$135.63
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Chairs for the firepit! Yea!
Resin Stackable Adirondack Chair - Room Essentials™
$25.00
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Cool little bar for the deck!
Moasis Patio Metal Counter Table Bar Table with Wheels - 55" Black
$55.00
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Hell yeah! Fun lights up alllllll year round!
200FT Permanent Outdoor RGB Lights,IP67 Waterproof Smart LED Eaves Lights with App/Remote Control,for Christmas and All Holiday Decor,Daily and Accent Lighting,House Roof and Garden Lighting
$76.99
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This is rad. Doesn't have to be this specific one. Color-Wise ---we like funky. Stain-Wise ---Katie cannot do white lol.
Kelty
Low-Loveseat
$129.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 7, 2025
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For when we want a smore---but don't wanna walk to the firepit to make one!
Mesa Tabletop Fire Pit
$89.99
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I cannot for the life of me find a gold trash for the bathroom. We like this shape. Does not neeeeed a lid. I would look around. Or if you find a rad one---we also dig.
Hanover
Trash Can with Sensor Lid
MSRP $79.99Our price $59.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 2, 2025
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We just need towels. We like fun colors.
We've got a special offer, just for you
$36.09
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Idk why they are blue in the pictue...We selected the white.
6pc Modern Bath Towels and Washcloths Set - Threshold™
$20.40
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These are nice. But we really just want cool towels. Does not have to be these. We don't do well light colors. We like leopard print and like crazy shit.
Tommy Bahama
Lago Palm 6-Piece Towel Set
MSRP $99.99Our price $59.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Shit looks so soft...
Snowball Chunky Bunny - Coma Inducer® Oversized Comforter Set - Multi Gray
$181.08
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We have a King.
Tommy Bahama
Bonny Cove 3-Piece Reversible Quilt Set
MSRP $249.99Our price $149.99
Free shipping
Available to ship May 1, 2025
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Joe hates our current one...
White Premium Down Alternative Comforter
$149.90
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She's a cutie.
Classic Organic Percale Duvet Cover
$99.90
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We don't have any browns...but this is sick.
Tobacco Linen Duvet Cover Set | Quince
$209.90
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Supposed to be for hot sleepers. Cute.
Eucalyptus Duvet Cover | Buffy
$135.15
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So we have somewhere to toss our shoes by the front door. Sneaky. Sneaky.
Asdrubale Faux Leather Upholstered Storage Bench
$169.99
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Just seems convenient!
Laundry Hamper with Shelf, Laundry Basket 4 Section, Laundry Sorter with Pull-Out Removable Large Bags and Movable Wheels, Metal Frame, 4 x 15.87 Gallons (60L), Black and Gray PF07XLB
$89.99
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Idk this seems like something useful.
Gracie Oaks Svafa 2-Compartment Tilt-Out Laundry Sorter Cabinet & Reviews | Wayfair
$220.00
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We have lots of shoes...
Loon Peak® 24 Pair Shoe Storage Cabinet with 2 Shutter Doors & Reviews | Wayfair
$220.00
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This was like 60 bucks on Wayfair. Just like the vibe.
Etta Avenue™ Parlez 3-Light Dimmable Vanity Light & Reviews | Wayfair
$165.00
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Purchased
Bakers gotta bake!
NutriChef 10-Piece Nonstick Bakeware Set - Premium Carbon Steel Baking Trays w/Heatsafe Silicone Handles, Includes Pizza Crisper, Loaf Pan, 12 & 24 Cup Muffin Pans, Round/Square Pans, Cookie Sheets
$62.20
Purchased
We have never in our lives made a pie...but this would be the pan to do it in!
Emile Henry
Modern Classics Pie Dish
MSRP $67.99Our price $49.99
Purchased
Bro. Draining pasta has never been easier!
Crate and Barrel
Over-The-Sink Mesh Colander
$29.95
Purchased
Doesn't have to be this one. We just added whatever.
Epicurean
Pizza Cutter
$27.99
Purchased
I mean this just seems convenient.
True
3-in-1 Bar Mat
$35.99
Purchased
We don't drink wine...but this is probably good to have.
Rabbit
Electric Opener With Foil Cutter
$41.99
Purchased
Idk why Joe wants this...but he was really hype...
RIDGID 4 Gallon 5.0 Peak HP Portable Shop Vacuum Wet Dry Vac with Fine Dust Filter, Locking Hose and Accessory Attachments WD4070 - The Home Depot
$80.00
Purchased
I think they sell this on Amazon too...might want to double check!
Vionnet Modern Parisian Insect Pink Area Rug - Lahome
$194.99
Purchased
That's what Joe did...
Furbish Studio - Sharpest Tool Needlepoint Pillow
$96.00
Purchased
Words to live by.
Furbish Studio - Turn Down Needlepoint Pillow
$89.00
Purchased
Hearts are just our thing.
Juliska
Berry & Thread Heart Vase
$61.00
Purchased
Not really flower people---but these seem like something people have...
Storied Home
Waterside 4-Piece Vase Set
MSRP $44.99Our price $39.99
Purchased
Fricken love storage.
BRIMNES cabinet with doors, black, 303/4x373/8" - IKEA
$99.00
Purchased
We really dug these. Stupid they are discontinued. Fuckers.
Fitz & Floyd
Villa Palm Wine Goblet Glass, Set of 4
MSRP $58Our price $39.99
Out of stock
Are these for serving or for beating?
Lipper
Teakwood 3-Piece Serving Board Set
$65.99
Discontinued
The house is so big...and we are just children...we don't want to vacuum...
Shark
Ion Robot 763 Vacuum
$249.99