Emily & Josh
October 30, 2021
Welcome to our registry. We're glad you're here! You may notice that many of the items are cash funds - these are mostly (but not all) to help fund our freakin' FANTASTIC semi-all-inclusive honeymoon in Cancun. There are some durable goods items as well. If you are confused, please contact a person getting married. We love you!
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Because we're hot and we know it, and other people need to know it too. Fund Josh's new swim trunks and Emily's stylin' sun-protective swimwear.
Cash fund
Bangin' beach swimwear to flaunt what we got in Cancun
$76.67
Asking for 2
Purchased 1
Flapping our wings will only get us so far! Note: we will not actually be stopping in Louisville. All distances are estimates. All descriptions are lies. Including this one.
Cash fund
1st leg of journey to Cancun: Chicago -> Louisville, KY
$49.87
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
As we get farther away from Chicago, we begin to dream of seeing crystal clear waters .... a child cries behind us, and we wake from our reverie.
Cash fund
2nd leg of journey to Cancun: Louisville -> ATL
$45.64
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
Group gift
Glam out in style with unlimited biscuits.
Cash fund
Plane snacks
$67.90
29%
$47.90 still needed
Our minds take flight amidst the endless blue of the Gulf. We can sense it. We are almost there. Tacos. Yes, tacos.
Cash fund
4th leg of journey to Cancun: Northern Gulf -> Middle Gulf
$45.24
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
Sweet eureka we have found it! The land of the all-inclusive resort. Here shall our love reside for a brief while as we take respite, safe in the embrace of our tracking bracelets.
Cash fund
Last leg of journey to Cancun: Middle Gulf -> Cancun
$48.89
Asking for 2
Purchased 1
A drink as spicy as these honeymooners! (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Micheladas at the swim up bar
$15.23
Asking for 5
Purchased 2
AND THERE SHALL BE SNACKS (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Get our snack attack on at Arenal
$43.23
Asking for 3
Purchased 1
Have you done this before? Is it hard? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Paddleboard rental from which to fall off
$34.13
Asking for 2
Purchased 1
After several days in the veritable soul of luxury, we head to more humble dwellings to experience ruins and life semi-off-the-beaten path.
Cash fund
Bus tickets from Cancun -> Valladolid (look it up!)
$33.33
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
This truly delightful place will be our home for 4 days. We're going to learn some Mayan! https://www.genesisretreat.com/
Cash fund
Taxi fare to Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam (Look it up!)
$29.91
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
What's that? You haven't heard of COVID!? Well, do I have a story to tell you ...
Cash fund
Taxi fare to Valladolid to go back home and get a COVID test!
$27.72
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
And so we begin our long journey home. Fare thee well, MX.
Cash fund
Bus ticket from Valladolid -> Cancun -> Cancun Airport to say goodbye :(
$17.84
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Alas all things must end. So we depart sadly but not without hope. We lift our eyes to the sky, the same sky that shelters our sweet home Chicago. To you we shall return.
Cash fund
1st leg of journey back: Cancun -> Southern Gulf
$49.21
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
We will always have the memories, it's true. We coo to one another on the plane, recalling sweet blue drinks on the rooftop, wild afternoons of perfect laziness, a macaw.
Cash fund
2nd leg of journey back: Southern gulf -> Northern gulf
$48.08
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
Now hovering over the great hulking landmass that is the USA, we feel our hearts and souls returning to thoughts of home. Are our plants alive?
Cash fund
3rd leg of journey back: Northern gulf -> Atlanta
$42.10
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
But let us not yet think of work! Of our daily finger toil that we, eking out our existence by commanding mindless machines, must return to come Monday. Let us yet be free ....
Cash fund
4th leg of journey back: ATL to Louisville
$48.20
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
And so we return, our hearts filled with hope for the life together, with potent memories yet to savor. It is here we truly begin. It is here our love will grow.
Cash fund
Last leg from Cancun: Louisville -> Chicago
$44.44
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
Group gift
One of the worst moments in our relationship was when Josh brought home 85% dark chocolate. 90% or bust.
Cash fund
1 year supply of 90% Lindt Chocolate
$208.23
9%
$188.23 still needed
Group gift
Marital bliss begins with a cup of cold brew. Ask Josh about his system!
Cash fund
1 year supply of Cameron's Coffee (Josh's favorite coffee)
$363.74
6%
$339.04 still needed
Group gift
Cuisinart
Custom 14-Cup Food Processor DFP-14BCNY
$249.99
0%
$275.60 still needed
OXO
Good Grips Silicone Flexible Turner
$11.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jan 30, 2025
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Vote with your dollars!
Cash fund
Are Josh and Emily actually SNAKE PEOPLE?
$1.01
Asking for 49
Purchased 32
Your love is more than enough. But also feel free to Venmo us a blessing. Or get us a pig candle.
Cash fund
Hate all these gifts?
$1.23
Asking for 76
Purchased 1
Or even just a recommendation!
Cash fund
Send us a book you like!
$1.83
Asking for 82
Purchased 1
GoSports
Backyard Bocce Set
MSRP $49.99Our Price $41.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Dec 26, 2024
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Cuisinart
CounterPro Convection Toaster Oven/Broiler TOB-60N2
$129.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Dec 26, 2024
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
13 - 15 years - Pandemic
$31.97
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Pantone The Game
$29.80
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
8 - 15 years - Patchwork Board Game
$32.08
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
for Sale Card Game
$26.39
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Group gift
KitchenAid
Artisan Stand Mixer, 5 Qt
$449.99
0%
$474.05 still needed
Vellux
Original Blanket
$59.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Dec 26, 2024
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
Purchased
A water park!? YES. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Snorkling adventures at Xel-ha action park!
$89.99
Purchased
And there shall be animals of many kinds. Check it out here: https://www.genesisretreat.com/
Cash fund
A night at Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam
$79.20
Purchased
Publisher Services Inc (PSI) - Plan B Games Azul Board Game
$31.97
Purchased
Forbidden Island
$19.99
Purchased
This place is amazing! We have a bunch of art that we need framed, and Four Sided can help! Check them out: https://foursided.com/. It's an amazing local store.
Help us frame our art at Four Sided!
$54.99
Purchased
Because it would be nice to not beg and plead so Emily can rest her head on Josh's shoulder
Cash fund
Upgrade our tickets to United Economy
$80.32
Purchased
These people have not known style, until they have known it from us. They shall stand in awe of our casual resort luxury.
Cash fund
Bangin' elegant looks to impress the Resort People
$79.97
Purchased
Seriously this is the best deal at ORD! And delicious!
Cash fund
Burrito Beach Breakfast Bowl at the ORD airport
$10.20
Purchased
Josh NEEDS his mint mocha Frappuccino (no whip).
Cash fund
Airport starbucks
$14.32
Purchased
Journeying at last over international waters, we have accumulated much garbage that we patiently wait to throw away.
Cash fund
3rd leg of journey to Cancun: ATL -> Northern Gulf
$48.23
Purchased
(Note: cost is estimate. This is included in our all-inclusive. But we want to paint you a picture). Check it out here and practice your Spanish: https://www.xcaret.com/es/?langRedirect=1
Cash fund
Admission to Xcaret adventure park (read: UNDERGROUND RIVERS)
$66.47
Purchased
Because, well, you know. Swimming + alcohol = happy wife = happy life. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Palomas at the swim up bar
$15.96
Purchased
Because we just have to. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Margarita at the swim-up bar
$15.34
Purchased
The delightful mixture of Poblano and Chinese cuisine! What is it like?? We shall tell you... (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner for 2 at Chino Poblano (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$66.89
Purchased
Let us get that adrenaline pumping in our veins to celebrate MARRIAGE. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Fund our zip-lining wedgies at Xplor!
$134.99
Purchased
We shall move our bodies to the music after indulging in Oaxaqueña cuisine. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner and Live Music at Cantina VI.AI.PY. (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$73.43
Purchased
The blue of the infinite Caribbean bliss blends with our own beverages.(included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Blue drinks on the rooftop bar
$13.23
Purchased
Indulgent flavors hearken back to the Lebanese and Yucateca (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Exclusive Kibi-Kibi meal (Restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$89.52
Purchased
Our hips have lied enough. We must make them tell the truth, like Shakira. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dancing Workshop
$88.88
Purchased
POSEIDON YOUR TIME HAS COME. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Kayak rental in which to fight Poseidon
$42.10
Purchased
Fresh dolphin sashimi? Yes please! (JK THIS IS A JOKE A JOKE OK) (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Sushi at Tah-Xido
$64.78
Purchased
To answer the age-old question of what is a pita sandwitch by any other name. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Tacos and hummus at Cayuco
$39.23
Purchased
As the caffeine rises in our veins, we see the surf rise on the ocean front. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Coffee in our swim-up ocean front suite
$8.11
Purchased
I don't actually know if they have these at the resort. I'm just assuming they do because I hope they do. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Churros on churros on churros on churros
$24.96
Purchased
Using our own power, we shall travel back in time to the age of the great civilization Maya.
Cash fund
Bike rental to see the Ek Balam ruins
$40.00
Purchased
This is for a breakfast dish called Monstrosity. It's delicious and you should have some.
Cash fund
1 year supply of Dean's Large Curd Cottage Cheese
$438.78
Purchased
J.K. Adams
French Rolling Pin
$14.95
Purchased
All-Clad
HA1 Hard Anodized 2-Piece Fry Pan Set
MSRP $159.99Our Price $99.99
Purchased
Pyrex
Smart Essentials 8-Piece Mixing Bowl Set
$30.99
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips Everyday Utility Cutting Board
$32.99
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips Fish Turner
$15.99
Purchased
Pyrex
20-Piece Storage Set
$44.99
Purchased
Pyrex
10-Piece Storage Set
$27.99
Purchased
Baratza Encore Coffee Grinder
$149.95
Purchased
Calphalon
Premier Stainless Steel Sauce Pan with Cover
MSRP $69.99Our Price $59.99
Purchased
Wüsthof
Classic Cook's Knife
$170.00
Purchased
Zwiesel Glas
Modo Champagne Flute, Set of 4
$55.99
Purchased
Anolon
Advanced Bronze Non-Stick Bakeware Set, 5-Piece
MSRP $119.99Our Price $67.99
Purchased
Grand Trunk
Parasheet Beach Blanket
$29.99
Purchased
BORNN Enamelware
Multi Swirl Rectangular Tray
$35.99
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Mirror Wide Serving Spoon
$19.95
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Serving Spoon
$19.95
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Serving Fork
$19.95
Purchased
8 - 12 years - Dixit
$39.99
Purchased
10 - 15 years - Asmodee Mysterium
$34.99
Purchased
10 years and up - Munchkin Deluxe
$34.95
Purchased
adidas MLS Club Soccer Ball
$25.33
Purchased
Aerobie Pro Ring Outdoor Flying Disc, 14 inches, Orange
$10.97
Purchased
Fortessa
La Jolla Amethyst Bowl, Set of 2
$31.99
Purchased
Fiesta
Bistro Coupe Extra Large Serving Bowl
$39.99
Purchased
Storied Home
Distressed Iron Resin Hedgehog Planter
$42.99
Purchased
Airports are stressful enough, and besides, we have our bliss to think of.
Cash fund
Global Entry for Emily so Josh doesn't get mad at having to wait in line
$150.00
Purchased
After a day of funning and sunning, we must refuel our bodies. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner for 2 at Encanta (Mediterranean food)
$53.88
Purchased
But how can we weave a story that is greater than our love? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Weaving Workshop
$75.32
Purchased
Next stop: GREAT POTTERY THROW DOWN. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Pottery workshop
$49.60
Purchased
To add to our vegan meal repertoire something aside from "just drink coconut milk." (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Vegan Cuisine Workshop
$63.12
Purchased
Shall we fly like the eagle or flop like the beached whale? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Aero Yoga Class
$32.97
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips 3-Piece Wooden Turner Set
$14.99
Purchased
Libbey
Hammered All-Purpose Stemless Wine Glasses, Set of 8
$44.99
Purchased
HomArt
Celia Cachepot, Set of 2
MSRP $41.98Our Price $35.98
Purchased
OXO
Adjustable Temperature Gooseneck Kettle
$104.99
Purchased
Cuisinart CPK-17 PerfecTemp 1.7-Liter Stainless Steel Cordless Electric Kettle
$99.00
Discontinued
Crate and Barrel
Black Silicone Slotted Turner
$11.95
Out of stock
SodaStream
Fizzi One Touch Sparkling Water Maker Kit
$129.99
Out of stock
SodaStream
Slim Carbonating Bottle, Set of 2
$16.99
Discontinued
Fatboy
Miasun Beach Tent
$138.99