Brian and Crystal will be spending their honeymoon in Japan, where you can play videogames for hours, but in public with only a very small amount of shame.

We aren't very young. We've been alive long enough to collect an assortment of forks and spatulas. But we do need a place to put babies.

One time I had a beautiful automatic espresso machine given to me by my dear friend Michael Nicodemus. I poured beans in the wrong spout and destroyed it.

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