We've barely traveled since, uh, March 2020, but we are armed with p100 masks and portable air purifiers and want to see Europe! Andy's never been to Ol' Blighty and Naomi's never seen the ancestral home of the Mario Bros.

We're not gonna sleep on the tube, innit?

Someone's gotta give Prem his 9000 medications while we're gone and Mabel's not going to walk herself (at least not without getting 1 million foxtails caught in her fur)!

Look, we have no real vices. We don't drink or smoke CBD. All we have is FOOD. Our love language is Lady and the Tramping a slice of pizza.

Whatsa matta you, you wanna us to sleep inna Venice canal like a coupla garmonzools??

Okay, wait, there are one or two things we need for the apartment, and I've been using the same Ikea knives for years, and they are dull and the rubber is coming off the handles. These look good for chopping tomatoes for a spring risotto!

Andy's facewash has bleached the living heck out of our towels!

Our Ikea bath mats were not meant to last this long...

Naomi likes nothing more than hot, steaming blouses!

Hey wait! We found a thing! California now requires you to compost! This would be a huge help!