We're so flattered that so many have expressed interest in giving us gifts, but we're old and we have all the things we need. If you really would like to gift us something, we would prefer the gift of an experience on our honeymoon. We're planning on venturing to Italy next year. Perhaps you'd like to fund a dinner or a wine tasting for us. Maybe you'd like to chip in on our airfare or a romantic hotel. That's so nice of you! Thank you! We've only just begun to terrorize the world - we would be delighted to have your assistance to continue our adventures!