Vitamix is hands down the best blender. Ask anyone. Ask the internet. It could probably blend concrete.

Our friends, Ross and Simcha, have these at their house, and we're OBSESSED.

This is a knife sharpener. Gotta keep those knives sharp!

I built a wobbly bookcase in college and installed a closet system in my last apartment, so, needless to say, I'm the man of the house, and a man needs her tools. (And I need those tools to be organized.) —Casey

We love food more than anything, even each other. Join us in making wonderful, long-lasting culinary memories.

This is a lovely bookshelf, and we plan to use it to hold items such as, but not limited to: a crystal salt lamp, books, candles, jewelry, blankets (maybe?), little figurines, picture frames with the model families still displayed in them, Russian nesting dolls, a magic 8-ball, an autographed photo of Tom Hanks, and, of course, a shrine to Meryl Streep.

We love traveling, but Ben hates flying. Please help contribute to his nightmare of enduring a 16-hour flight. This will really test our marriage! :)

Ben fell in love with toast when we went to Italy and he found out you can toast only one side of bread. You should've seen his dumb face.

These are classic pieces that will last a lifetime. And would you look at that blue?! Ina Garten would be proud!

Everywhere I've looked, I've found you need a bread knife, a paring knife, and a chef's knife. These are GOOD.

Did you realize there are a million different types of silverware? Well, there are! And we picked these.

Listen, when your name is Ben Rosen, and you don't like to eat corn ON the cob, you register for a corn stripper.

We would love a Roomba to help keep our floors and rugs clean. Desmond and Penelope are slobs!

HYDRATION! Casey loves hydration (and soda water), Ben is warming up to both, and writing in the third person is weird!

"Alexa, tell us the news." —Ben, every morning while he drinks coffee. "Alexa, buy more toilet paper." —Ben, every afternoon after he's had coffee. "Alexa, schedule a doctor's appointment for Ben. I'm worried about his butt." —Casey

This thing lets you play stuff from your phone on your TV.

Casey is a freak who likes silky sheets. She's been ridiculed her whole life for this, but marriage is all about two people embracing their true selves...together. Ben is fine with this.

Don't drink and drive...unless you're driving this puppy around our apartment! (Ben wrote this joke and wants you to imagine him wearing "cool" sunglasses.)

Hello. Casey here. This may be a breakfast tray, but make no mistake: I will use this as a personal mini table. While other people like to use "tables," I prefer to sit on the floor. It's where I watch TV, work on my laptop, and eat. This thing will see a lot of use.

WINE!

WINE, NO STEMS!

Amy and Amanda have one of these, and we're jealous.

NOT WINE, NO STEMS!

Ben has dreams of waking up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee, and this little guy has a programmable timer.

Listen, All-Clad is expensive as hell, we know, but it'll probably outlive us. So that's something!

We like to make tea! And there's that blue color again.

We love sushi, and if he's being honest, Ben's favorite food is white rice with soy sauce. So we'd love to have our own special sushi set to enjoy sushi at home!

If you come to our home and use our silverware, we'll serve you using a matching set. Impressive!

Small bowls are bowls, too!