All my feral furry friends are going to need names. And YOU'RE going to give it one! Contribute $50 to this fund and pick a name you'd like me to bestow upon a gallant steed. Leave the name you pick in the notes section when you check out. If you contribute $100, you'll get a photo of your horse mailed to you along with a write up of that leg of the journey.

Do you want to smash your first 25 mile endurance race? Endurance equestrian extraordinaire Sarah Cuthbertson (@equestriancyborg) and Mongol Derby & Race the Wild Coast competitor will develop a personalized fitness plan for YOU, based on where you are and where you want to go. Having completed thousands of training miles, Sarah knows how to take you where you want to go. She'll tell you exactly what to do on and off the saddle so you can ride your first 40k with confidence.

Been promising yourself you'll get back into the workout game? Been promising me for months (years) you'll take my workout class? Want to work out the way a crazy Derby girl does? Now you can!This 5 pack of classes can be cashed in at any/all of the following classes: Monday 8am or 9amWednesday 6:15amThursday 6:30pm Friday 6 and 630amSunday 10am Once purchased, I'll send you the full class list and places and I can tell you how to get to where you need to go! You'll have 6 months to use this class pack, but don't let it take that long :P

Have a nagging issue happening in your body. BodyGod is just what the doctor ordered. Working via a series of magic, massage, craniosacral, structural integration, myofascial release and healing juju, Craig will have you feeling like you live in a brand new body.

Have a nagging issue happening in your body. BodyGod is just what the doctor ordered. Working via a series of magic, massage, craniosacral, structural integration, myofascial release and healing juju, Craig will have you feeling like you live in a brand new body.

I'm about $1,200 away from meeting my fundraising goal! If you want to contribute without getting swag in return, this is the place to do it!

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I will venture to the depths of the Mongolian Black Market to buy you some really weird things that will give you good stories you can tell your friends. And then will hand deliver or ship this to your house with a made up story about the things included.

Purple's THE SAUCE. If you know, you know. And you want it. If you don't know, you need to. The Sauce is a nutrient-dense, fat-based savory sauce, that is mineral and protein rich. The fat base provides slow-burning stable energy, and delivers medicinal ingredients for optimal absorption, that tastes great.Find out more here: https://www.thesauce.loveAfter purchase, I'll ship it to you or you can pick it up at Ecstatic Dance.

Like to shake your sexy motherfucking booty? Go work it out on the dance floor. This pass is for either Wednesday night or Sunday morning.

I will venture to the belly of the Mongolian black markets and curate a very weird box of mysteries specially for you. Then I will ship or hand deliver this box to you with real OR made up stories about the things inside. You will be able to brag very hard about these items to your house guests.

These come with lots of padding so I can keep my butt chaffing to a minimum. I’d like to buy a few so I can change my clothes once or twice during my 150 hours in the saddle.

This is so I can buy cool things on my trip. Cuz I can’t come home with just stories. Gotta get some tchotchkes too.

If you'd like to buy a pizza to support the Derby AND have it donated to the homeless, pick this option! $30

I really hope this is what I will look like after the ruck. After going for 24 hours, I'm gonna lay on the couch and EAT ALL THE THINGS. If you donate to this fund, I'll even take a picture of myself falling asleep eating an entire pizza and text it to you.

I’m going to need an unreasonably nice warm jacket for nights on the Mongolian Steppe. I was advised to get clothes that don’t make a lot of noise, so I’ll be commissioning some alpaca wool coats so I can ride quietly in style.

Have your calves ever been rubbed so raw from chafing against your horse's sweaty sides that you scream in pain when showering after a long, painful day in the saddle? No? Hmmm, yeah I’d like to be able to say the same.

These are just about the only boots that will get me across the finish line, either on horseback, or on foot if my horse bucks me off and gallops over the mountainside to find his herd of friends

Seems like a small price to pay to keep me alive. I can probably guarantee my mom will buy me a helmet, so go ahead and pick something else.

This covers anything I might need to use on my horse if she gets a boo-boo on the trail. Includes sugar cubes for general morale.

My acceptance letter to the Derby did come with this warning “Your chances of being seriously injured or dying are high. This is not a holiday. This is an adventure and so by its very nature extremely risky. That’s the point.” So, you know, a first aid kit might be kinda useful.

For the horse, not for me you kinky perv. This will keep my saddle from sliding off my horses’ back when we’re climbing 2000’ vertical feet of Mongolian steppe.

It would be absolutely ridiculous to rely on my memories, storytelling skills, and an iPhone 6 to paint a picture in your mind of this really weird thing I did. Help me get a GoPro and some bizarre accessories so I can make a movie about the experience and let some friends talk me into submitting it to a film festival. At the very least, I’ll set up a drive-in theater at my house so we can do a screening of it.

I thought about bringing a Leatherman, but the last time I used one, I closed the saw on my pinkie finger and almost needed stitches. Besides, the diving knife will be the best way to cut myself out of the stirrup in case my horse bucks me off and I get tangled in the leather and it wants to drag me 40km to the next station.

You know how at Burning Man, your bike ain’t bad for the first 48 hours, but then you’re like “Christ, I wish I invested in a plushy seat built for a king”? Imagine how much worse it would be if your bike bounced you up and down and sideways and you had to ride it for 12 hours straight for 10 days in a row. If everyone on Survivor gets a luxury item, I’m gonna ask for one too, and this is gonna be it.

You’re making contributions, you may as well get the blog posts and updates! But I can’t do that if I run out of juice. Help me get some power in one of the most remote areas of the world so I can record my journey and tell you lots of stories about it.

Seriously though, what’s better than eating something delicious after a long ass day of camping/hiking/dancing/Spartan Racing? Not much. Help me get a taste of home, and give me options of things to eat in case my nomadic Mongolian hosts feed me nothing but boiled sheep head.

I can hear every neurotic mother yelling “dont forget yer gloves!” Don’t let me forget my gloves.

After I’m all dressed up (with so far to go!) I’m allotted only 11lbs of gear for my 10 day trek. That includes any changes of underwear I want. Deodorant. Googly eyes. A camera. A sleeping bag. I need something durable to carry it all in.

This covers 2 massages, because I’ll be damned if I don’t finish this race with a few hours spent easing my Snap Crackle and Pop knees and saddle sore bum.

Remember when you were a kid and you’d fall off the bars and get the wind knocked out of you? Remember how much that sucked as you gasped for air in a creepy and terrifying way? I’ll be in danger of that happening to me for about 12.5 hours a day for a week and a half since the horses I’m riding are close to feral. Get me this vest.

I need this for two reasons. 1) so I know where I’m going and I don’t accidentally end up in China, and 2) so the race team knows where I am in case they need to ‘copter in with an emergency dose of high fives and compliments.

There’s a 90% chance I’ll be riding through a pack of wild dogs nipping at my heels. Help me not die of infection.